The outdoor landscaping industry is controlled by the Camorra mafia. It’s a mow Napoli.
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McDonald’s has recently put blowfish on the menu, aka the Fellate-O-Fish.
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How do barbers advertise in the Bible Belt?
“Jesus shaves.”
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Graffiti artists have high standards, and believe in setting bench marks.
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The Biggest Loser: All Female Edition is now on Broadweigh.
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I was sick at home, so drank some OJ. Might as well make myself juiceful around the house.
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True to form, the Japanese have launched the world’s first continuously improving musical: Kaizen Dolls.
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Romance flowers when you least expect! My pal Pete Rose, a bouquet at the racetracks, has a girlfriend named Bea. They met at a party, and she laughed when he offered to fertilizer. She looked at his pistil and said “I bet you don’t have stamena.” How a pollen right? And yet he nectar anyway! Then they ducked into a bathroom and she bloom on all florist. Wow, they seed an opportunity and didn’t waste mulch time; now they’re inseparable. That’s love for you, not just a ficus of the imagination. It never turns out as you plant.
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Noticing somebody’s skin colour is just hue man.
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They just raised the tariff for taking a taxi. It’s just not fare!