When dinosaurs lost the ability to fart, they faced ex-stinktion.
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When dinosaurs lost the ability to fart, they faced ex-stinktion.
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Decades ago, watching late night TV was found to be Carsonogenic.
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Is the winner of a pancake-eating contest a serial crepist?
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Mr. Mucus ran for governor. He was extremely boogernatorial.
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Only after getting a food processor did I believe in the possibility of whirled peas.
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U.S. politics True or False: A Harry Reid is worse than a relentless Boehner.
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Hear that they found evidence of cannibalism in the city of Lima?
Why yes – the Peruvian is in the pudding!
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I dressed as a hooker for Hallowe’en. It was a blow in the dark costume.
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NED: I heard your new flatmate is made of Jello?
ED: What? That’s ridiculous!
NED: Really.
ED: Those are just viscous roomers!