Quitting a job I don’t like is my only resign for leaving!
Pun of the Day
Pun of the Day
Pun of the Day
Cetaceans may end up lying helpless on the beach whenever there are whale force winds.
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Sheep are itchy. They have fleece.
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Feminists have high standards. They’re always razing the bra.
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NED: Did you hear the pun about the sick bird?
ED: No…
NED: Well I can’t tell you.
ED: Why not?
NED: Because – it’s ill eagle.
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For every level of grief, there is a tier of joy.
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How much mass does it take to smother an elderly woman?
Just one kilogram. But the guilt weighs heavily.
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Companies know the cost of hiring brain-dead employees: it can be ex-pensive.
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Metoonym: aka a trendy buzzword.
Pun of the Day
Without a retractable roof, we are all domed!