The old man moved to Hawaii to live the life of a dentured surfing dude.
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Did Three’s Company actor Don Knotts suffer from early morning leg cramps?
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Little known fact: the Mongol dictator had a stuttering problem. They called him Again-ghis Khan.
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Some of those pedophile priests must have misunderstood the pope’s orders: anul sects.
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Do teachers build their houses in the Tutor style?
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Obsessed with Halloween? You may have a ghoul-oriented personality. Don’t worry, it just ghost to show you: Witch ever path you choose, zombie-body will disagree. maybe even your mummy.
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Atkins dieters can’t carry water bottles, ie cargo hydrates.
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Apples were very expensive in ancient Rome. Worst of all in Pomme-pay.
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If you are either French or Jamaican, then chez mon you.
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How many puns until you are afraid of puns? A: Approx. one pun-dread.