When someone farts he becomes the scenter of attention.
Pun of the Day
Daily jokes, one-liners & quality groaners
Pun of the Day
When someone farts he becomes the scenter of attention.
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Which US National Park could also be a slang greeting among Jews?
Yo’ Semite!
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What does Santa say in November? Mo Mo Mo.
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When you go skydiving, it helps to down a pair o’ shooters.
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People who want to reverse their breast enhancements seriously need to get their prior titties straight.
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When the dwarf stopped the cattle stampede in its tracks, everyone called it a miracle. “He’s done the imp-pause-a-bull,” they said.
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I look up to milkmen. They’re borne litres.
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People who don’t trim their hedges also don’t trim their flowers. They’re so lack a daisy cull.
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I did you a favour and fed the singer of ‘Rolling in the Deep’. It was in Philadelphia.