I found a nightclub full of ovulating women. What a disco-vary!
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Hear about the bold new killer?
Emphasisema.
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Sitting down is something I chairish.
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Las Vegas is so dry. They should call it the No’wada desert.
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LET’S KISS MAKEUP
Dear Pun Gents, I am combining all of my side gigs into one, and need a name. I craft unique decor, party plan and do make up artistry. HELP ME. ~Athena, Chicago
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Let’s Kiss Makeup
- About Face
- Inside Outside
- Spaces and Faces
- Pretty Party
- Inner and Outer Space
- Mascaramouche
- Side Giggles
- Bash Decision
- I Help You Planet
- Painted Planet
- Decoraid
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Is someone who stomps on your foot a clap-toe-maniac?
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Why do men love fast cars? Because they have so much Testarossarone.
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In summertime haemophiliacs enjoy spending time at the clottage. But if it’s closed they’ll go to a bled-and-breakfast.
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I got drunk at a bar one night during a recent trip to Germany. When I woke up I was in Hanover.
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Spilling Elizabeth’s beverage is a threat to British sovereign tea.