There should be no tax on stupidity. It’s one of our basic free dumbs.
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Clark Kent takes direction from his hat. Because, you know, it’s his Super visor.
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I hate going to Belgium. All that hustle and Brussels!
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Gummy worms taste too Wrigley
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I laid some turf, and was accused of sod on me.
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NED: I’ve got a shameful scientific confession.
ED: What’s that?
NED: Well, I’ve been dabbling in…
ED: What is it?
NED: Well, it’s reverse-life-cycle cloning…
ED: What??
NED: Yes. Reverse-life-cycle cloning. I can’t bear the guilt any more…
ED: For god’s sake, man – get an old of yourself!
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I’m no-Z. Can you give me directions to the oo?
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I don’t trust doctors. They’re hippocrates!
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Smashing light bulbs is, among other things, unchivalrous. It’s no way to treat LED.
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The first philosopher to postulate the existence of the private bathroom: John Locke.