Nitting is a lousy hobby.
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Pun of the Day
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The world will never run out of water, according to Wells Fargo.
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All my friends have dangerously explosive bowels. But I stand by my Crohnies nonetheless.
Pun of the Day
Put a citrus fruit on top of your drink: It will taste sub lime.
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Don’t eat venison. Too many caribouhydrates.
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The Black Death was the best disease. Any attempts to replicate it are just plague-iarism.
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What’s Michael Jackson’s signature Japanese-style beef dish?
Moo-in-wok.
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Zombies always brain on my parade.
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As a stumbling drunk threw up all over my garden one night I looked up at the sky and whispered, ‘This is truly heavin’ on earth.”
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When the action star attacked the villains in their Astro, there was a lot of van dammage.
