If someone cries ‘Fart!’ in a crowded theatre, everyone must exit in an odourly fashion.
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Cleaning mud can lead to a life of grime. It’s a slippery slop.
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NED: I cut my leg. It’s bleeding.
ED: Quick, get a bandage.
NED: I can’t. I don’t believe in gauze.
ED: Huh?
NED: It’s true. I am ragnostic.
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If you want to get into the female genital piercing business, now is the time to stake your clam.
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Are most cabbies dangerous drivers? Like the old saying goes – nothing’s certain but death in taxis.
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Madonna song about Facebook fatigue: Like Aversion.
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Which fish loves sheep? The lamprey.
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Why were hangings in the Old West very well attended by caterers?
Because, they said “I hear there’s gonna be a luncheon!”
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I graduated sumo cum laude from the Japan Wrestling Academy.