Who made a fortune with his empire of constipated software?
Bilge Ates.
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Amputees like to stretch. So they can feel limber.
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Where can you watch a horse-faced woman run around like crazy? A Palin drome
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I stuck my head in a printing press, because I wanted to learned about type faces.
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I was booted from the military for not changing my cat’s litter box, aka dereliction of doody.
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When he was a young man Fidel Castro went to a Cuban psychic and asked if she could tell anything about him. The old woman looked at Fidel closely and declared, “You should avoid alcohol at all costs. Because when you are drunk I predict that you will make waves, overthrow governments, and stir up revolution!” She pointed at him, “So do not, under any circumstances, become inebriated!”
Well, El Commandante was put off. This was ridiculous:
“Me, a drunken revolutionary?” he replied, “that’s preposterous!” And he pointed a finger back, “Ma’am, you are a crook and a charlatan. Why, I don’t even believe in stupor-sedition!”
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Grab a tea: what Isaac Newton did when he was thirsty.
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I moved next door to a cannibal. One day he came over for a bite. “Just being nibble-ly,” he explained.
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I went camping with my brother and made fun of his shelter. After that he remained diss tent with me.
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Why are there so many cigarette ads at auto races?
Because the tobacco companies will profit from car-synergic events.