There’s just something about this month we’re in. It fill me with a gusto.
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After my friend and I underwent painful foreskin removal – we found ourselves in strange circum stances
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Donating blood is A-positive thing.
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Mucus is a miracle substance, with endless pus ability.
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Murphy’s Slaw: If cabbage can go rotten, it will.
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Shaking hands with a dog always gives me paws.
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Gordon Gecko retired from Wall Street and got a job at Walmart. “Greet,” he said, “is good.”
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Dear Pungents, I need a pun combining a fantasy creature (fairy, pixie, etc) with a graphic design term. ~Laura, Charlotte, NC
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) “Images of fairies tend to be quite pixiellated.”
2) “Photography? Yes I enjoy snapping pixies.”
3) “What’s the elf-stop for this camera?”
4) “Do Photoshop dragons live in secret underground layers?”
5) “I couldn’t tell what the princess looked like, because she wore an image mask.” (play on words)
6) “Graphic design involves a lot of dragon dropping.”
7) “Photoshop is fairy difficult to understand.”
8) “When coding graphics for a fantasy video game, always check your sorceror-code.”
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People who work out too much are like monsters. Aka the Abdominal Show-man.
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Whenever I visit the lavatory I get nostalgic. The feeling can be best described as an overwhelming sense of urining.