Filling sausages for a living? That’s a wurst-case scenario.
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The movie about impotent llamas was set in a post alpaca limp dick war zone.
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I was always fascinated by the metric system, thanks to my gram awe’s influence. At school I wasn’t like the rest of the kgs: I certainly wasn’t the litre, and the bullies just wouldn’t lb me alone. At home my dear nano couldn’t console me, nor could my friend Milli who centi me a deca cards to cheer me up. Eventually I cheered up, however, and the abuse didn’t last furlong.
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Was Dick Cheney into bondage?
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SCUBA enthusiasts. Now there’s a divers group of people.
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Verbal diarrhea: losing control of one’s vowels, also a sign of in-consonants.
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After Lincoln was shot, he was made fun of by punsters. He was a victim of
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Low budget horror movies do a lot for the Eeek!onomy with scares resources.
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All eyes are on Tiger’s wood. It’s affair way to heaven to marry a celebrity, but I wouldn’t take him back for alimony in the world.
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I got an email about a eunuch, but to reply would have been ‘re: dickless‘.