You can tell an absentminded painter because he has a left palette.
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Whenever we enter a street market, I tell my wife, “Watch out, things are gonna get haggley.”
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Did Jesus ever get a haircut?
Yes, He said “Render unto scissor what belongs to scissors!” So it is proven that Jesus shaves.
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Why did the pregnant woman spit up her baby?
Because she was expectoring a child!
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God is Amenable to prayer.
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If the group included a garbage man, they would have been the Swillage People. Their music was trashy anyway.
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I’m inspired by Spring weather. It can be quite thaw-provoking.
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Hungriest sea creature? Starfish.
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I worship fleas. Guess I’ve found real itchin’.
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After defecting from my prestigious job in Pyongyang, my Korea went south.