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Pun of the Day

01/21/2023 · No comments

If you get a President in your eye, it will causeĀ a blinkin’.

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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

01/20/2023 · No comments

I always lose track of time – on Whensday.

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Pun of the Day

01/20/2023 · No comments

The first sewing machine was made possible by a power serge.

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Pun of the Day

01/20/2023 · 1 comment

A ship without a rudder has taken a stern for the worse.

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(4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

01/19/2023 · No comments

Which member of the royal family collects photos of fat women?

Charles, aka The Prints of Whales.

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01/18/2023 · No comments

After the Tuberculosis Society held a lavish fundraising banquet, their coughers were quite full.

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Pun of the Day

01/16/2023 · No comments

The homely lass inspired Van Morrison to write ‘Unibrow Eyed Girl’

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Pun of the Day

01/15/2023 · 1 comment

We should colonize Mars with ghosts. They are expert at terror forming.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags astronomy, horror 1 Comment
(11 votes, average: 3.73 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

01/14/2023 · No comments

Motto of the Analympics: Stronger Faster Farter.

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(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

01/13/2023 · No comments

I always find certain Japanese speaker systems need to be screwed into the wall. So does that mean I’m guilty of reinforcing stereo types?

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(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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