If you get a President in your eye, it will causeĀ a blinkin’.
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If you get a President in your eye, it will causeĀ a blinkin’.
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I always lose track of time – on Whensday.
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A ship without a rudder has taken a stern for the worse.
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Which member of the royal family collects photos of fat women?
Charles, aka The Prints of Whales.
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After the Tuberculosis Society held a lavish fundraising banquet, their coughers were quite full.
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The homely lass inspired Van Morrison to write ‘Unibrow Eyed Girl’
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Motto of the Analympics: Stronger Faster Farter.
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I always find certain Japanese speaker systems need to be screwed into the wall. So does that mean I’m guilty of reinforcing stereo types?