Pun of the Day

01/22/2023 No comments

I went to Paris to find friendship, and was arrested for sought ami; they told me I was a Seiner. We’re no longer France, and I have nothing more Toulouse. I’m not just a Nancy boy.

(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

01/21/2023 1 comment

I mashed together chick peas and apples and the resulting gooey mixture was poisonous. I guess I’m a hummus cider maniac.

(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)