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Pun of the Day

11/08/2022 · No comments

If the Taiwanese director doesn’t win an Oscar, he’ll be oneĀ Ang Lee fellow.

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(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

11/07/2022 · No comments

Was Paris of Troy known for cruelty toward animals?

Yes – when he took a shot at Achilles’ seal.

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Pun of the Day

11/07/2022

Today marks the first time we ever May Day pun.

Categories Pun of the Day, x Tags calendar, holidays, May, May Day, puns about puns
(3 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

11/06/2022 · 1 comment

Hear that the Walrus is posing for Playboy? She’s a real pinniped girl!

Categories Pun of the Day Tags animals, media 1 Comment
(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

11/06/2022 · 1 comment

A book is an example of an eye-speed communication device.

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(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

11/05/2022 · No comments

My efforts to decipher the language of cows are at last gathering moo meant um.

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(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

11/04/2022 · 1 comment

Obama is President, that’s his POTUS operandi.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags acronyms, barack obama, potus 1 Comment
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Pun of the Day

11/02/2022 · No comments

Graverobbers get up to a lot of skulldiggery.

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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

11/01/2022 · 2 comments

Someone lent me a tampon. I said ‘Thanks!’ She said ‘Don’t mense on it.‘

Categories Pun of the Day Tags bodily functions, menstruation, pms 2 Comments
(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

10/30/2022 · No comments
Don’t get engaged on St. Patrick’s day. You may get a shamrock.
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(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)
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