Pun of the Day

10/29/2022 No comments

I don’t know what snake bit me. It acted with venonymity.

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Pun of the Day

10/28/2022 No comments

Michael Jackson thought he was Jesus. One day he even gave the Sermon on the Mount. And it was known as the Beat-it-udes.

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Pun of the Day

10/27/2022 No comments

Fart in my hotel room – toot suite!

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Pun of the Day

10/26/2022 No comments

Do pirates get their Jollies by Rogering?

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Pun of the Day

10/25/2022 1 comment

Cervantes was a great speechmaker, but his greatest of all was Don Keynote.

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Pun of the Day

10/24/2022 No comments

When in university, proctologists have a hard time making ends meet. Some even have to resort to prostate tuition.

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Pun of the Day

10/23/2022 No comments

This photo of a chicken nibbling my butt has an unusual ass-pecked ratio.

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Pun of the Day

10/23/2022 No comments

Is it true Dutch people get aroused when visiting Scotland?

Yes, they’re like clogs in heath!

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Pun of the Day

10/22/2022 No comments

They launched a tampon into space, to see if it could circumovulate the globe.

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Pun of the Day

10/22/2022 No comments

Onan is an island.

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