Annual bird migrations are hard to predict. They’re in a constant state of flocks.
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I was so upset when I got a flat; I went on a tire aid.
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Scratch and Sniff Inc. is shutting down the ol factory, by odour of the CEO, who said staying in business no longer made scents.
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Xenophobic vampires are foreign neck haters.
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Air-traffic controllers are plane spoken.
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What’s the side effect of eating at a Jewish bakery? Challah toasts is.
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My friend drives a steamroller. He’s a grade guy, a real smooth operator. He has a nice flat, and a level head. He’s really into community surface.
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I gave up my jazz career to marry a cosmetic surgeon. Now I play the sacks o fun.
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The theatre company caused a stir when it put on a play in an STD clinic. The ensemble was accused of acting in a rash manor.
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It takes a certain type to commit infonticide.