Hear about the cannibal who kidnapped the octuplets?
He eight them.
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If you’re Vice-President waiting to become President, then I guess Joe Biden your time.
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Car pouleting is for chickens.
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Dicaprio looks stupid in Leotards.
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A goose without feathers is down on its pluck.
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What should people do during an emergency if the police haven’t shown up yet?
Copulate.
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Although they are annoying, don’t swat away the pigeons. They might get depressed, and commit shoo-aside.
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It’s easy to sabotage a peaceful protest among my Arabic relatives. It’s like taking Gandhi from habibi.
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Financially protecting your racehorse investment can be an insure mountable difficulty.
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The tailor took drugs because he was curious about form-a-suiticals.