Replenishing one’s stock of mints can be a mo’ mentos occasion.
Pun of the Day
Pun of the Day
Pun of the Day
My friend warned me about getting into a love triangle with acute guy. She said “What’s his angle? He seems really shallow, and something about him just isn’t right.” She told me to stop being obtuse. “When I first looked at him isosceles written all over him,” she said. Turns out she was right: I’m no longer scalene the heights of love. I need to do a complete 180.
Pun of the Day
Radioactive cows are a glow bull phenomenon.
Pun of the Day
Holmes and Watson went to a vegan restaurant that served only tree dishes. Watson asked Holmes how he would order. Sherlock replied “Elm entree, my dear.”
Pun of the Day
Do airport workers have to take hangar management courses?
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When they told me La Paz was a capital city, I said I don’t Bolivia.
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If you see someone writing with their finger, you should offer them a pen for their thoughts.
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The old folks home was very secure. Each door was guarded by a century.
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The necrophiliac gold-digger married a drowned corpse because she heard he was bloated.
Pun of the Day
My mother destroyed my insect colony. Such ma-level-ant behaviour!