Women have no experience with bubble gum in Portugal.
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Lining up to urinate is pee-queue-liar behaviour.
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People who don’t use deodorant are threatening the b-o-sphere. Which is dangerous, because that’s all that separates us from odour space. I mean, they’ve already destroyed the nose-zone layer!
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Steamroller accidents can be quite ugly. Luckily I have always been the grader man.
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Are you infested by insects? File a grieve ants.
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NED: I have a foot fetish!
ED: Huh?
NED: Just call me Toe bias!
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Hear the pun about the rooster who celebrated Remembrance Day?
It’s a load of poppycock.
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Humpy Dumpty died broke. Too much partying and shell abrasion. It was all the crack. He just lay there. You could see the whites of his eyes. His next of kin was Oh no Yolko!
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Andrew from Dugald:
One of the problems that Dr. Livingstone had in Africa was rampant diarrhea; he was often inContinent.
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Anyone contemplating back surgery should read this disc lamer.