Converting wood into toilet paper has no rhetorical defensibility. I see through your softest-tree!
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When the President called one of his opponents a “flaming bag of feces” it set off a poo lit ical firestorm.
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Let me tell you about the reek I’ve had: First off, I work at the ol’ factory. But a few days ago I ran into some cash problems, so I asked my boss for a smell favour. What was I stinking! Now I have to avoid her, cuz she nose I odour money. Hmm, maybe if I stop wearing deodorant to work, they’ll give me a high-ranking job?
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Homeless men in New England are standing in line – it’s Soup Bowl Sunday!
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If you cut Xmas desserts in half, you are probably bisect yule.
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Favourite dish of Muslims: Chicken Allah King.
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I love lumpy skin growths. But then, I’m a mass o cyst.
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I told my oral hygiene professional that I wash my mouth with plaque. He looked at me like I was dentally retartared.
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Those with amputated feet have no soles.
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Taking a dump in the foyer – now that’s a hall-mark moment.