People with verbal diarrhea produce a lot of sputum.
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Which ungulate absconded with his mother’s sister?
The antelope.
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I was mocked for being insufficiently Scottish. They actually threatened to have me kilt.
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Spock was an organ donor. “Leave lung and prosper.“
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I came up a with a new toothbrush. So I tried to fund it on Kicks Tartar.
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Lepers live and die by the sore.
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Why do sorcerors light so many candles?
Because – they’re Wickin’!
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Shakespeare’s works have recently been climbing up the bestseller charts. It’s a sonnet boom!
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Is it true women like men who yawn?
No actually. Sighs don’t matter.
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Do citrus farmers drive around in lime-oozings?