Being disobeyed by a subordinate is embarrassing enough. But when someone repeatedly disobeys orders I feel more defied.
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Anyone placed in a jar against their will has been vialated.
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I went to a Japanese food place where the service takes forever. I guess it was a wok on the ‘while’ side.
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People who forget to replace light bulbs are rather dim-watted.
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When it comes to visual acuity, people with myopia are in the lowest squintile.
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How does ‘Father Earth’ dance so well?
Well, he’s a scientist, so he uses an Algoreithm.
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NED: How was your trip to the farm?
ED: Very bizarre!
NED: Why’s that?
ED: Well, I never thought I’d see a wasp screwing a bull, butt lowin’ bee-hole – there it was!
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The story about the winged creatures was ok, but at one point it became quite ridiculous. When the storyteller got to the part where a bird ate a bunch of sausages, I knew it had taken a tern for the wurst.
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Remember when the CEO of Microsoft freaked out on stage, like an insane monkey? Two words: The BaboonaBallmer