When the saviour of Nottingham Forest got an honourary degree from Oxford, he had to wear a robe and hood.
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When the saviour of Nottingham Forest got an honourary degree from Oxford, he had to wear a robe and hood.
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What do you call a beer taster in Ireland?
A Guinness Pig.
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If you look at these digital photos of the wounded soldier up close, it looks like he was shot by a Canon.
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What does a Hispanic cow say?
“Moo chews grass yes!”
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In Russia and Ukraine, it’s easy to find wifey hotspots.
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I refuse to make my own sandwich. I rely on sub contractors.
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I love to go harpooning. Nothing like whaling away the time.
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Moldy Jello? That’s rather off pudding.
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Being disobeyed by a subordinate is embarrassing enough. But when someone repeatedly disobeys orders I feel more defied.