To pass a law, the Queen must fart. Only then will it have royal ass scent.
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Drunken hunchbacks are in a perpetual stooper.
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Sleep? There’s a nap for that.
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I moved to Mexico to become an egg. It’s my new religion. I’m a Yo Huevos Witness.
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Chiquita: A woman’s favourite banana.
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Fitting into size-19 shoes is the greatest feet imaginable.
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If you live in North Korea, don’t mock Kim Jong-il’s nuclear ambitions: it means dis missile.
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Uber is in trouble because it doesn’t pay any taxi.
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A vehicle full of nasty Bronx cougars? Cargoyles.