Do robots like to eat Tech-mech food?
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I invested in potatoes, because someone said I’d be Dublin my fortune. So Irished everything I had.
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Lepers love free software. Especially if it’s open sores.
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Where can you buy a mountain goat? Use Cragslist! It’s free and they won’t send you a billy. I got a great deal on one by Jean Paul Goatier.
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Phoenix is so dry because it’s in an arid zone-a.
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What did Columbus say when landing his ship among the Indians?
“Ahoy there, Metis!”
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Whenever I shred fruit, I do so with grate a plum.
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Difficulties translating the Rosetta Stone runed many archeologists’ careers.
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They crap on your feet then have sex with it, on Mount Kakatoa. #BizarreLocalCustoms
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Before the weatherman sneezed, he issued a nose squall warning.