It’s great dating a florist, because she always know when and where to plant her tulips.
Pun of the Day
Pun of the Day
Pun of the Day
Upset to find himself in deep water, the sea captain became can’t anchor us.
Pun of the Day
What eye wooden do for a prosthetic eyeball.
Pun of the Day
I can’t stop talking about the apocalypse. Armageddon too old for that!
Pun of the Day
I don’t know how to paddle down a river. Canoe help?
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When young cows compete in the vealodrome, they seek udder victory.
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The bishop was an excellent navigator. He was expert at working his way through all the little buoys.
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Why did Socrates always keep his dough yeast-free until inspection?
Because the unexamined loaf is not worth leaven.
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Believe human freedoms are paramount? You’re a rights supremacist!
Pun of the Day
Canadians are alcoholics. They all belong to Eh Eh.