They had a smoked salmon fundaising lunch for the President at which he gave a speech. It was sold out–lox, talk and Barry O.
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They had a smoked salmon fundaising lunch for the President at which he gave a speech. It was sold out–lox, talk and Barry O.
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A stationary bike achieves terminal velocipede.
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Driving schools in Britain are very stringent. Truck drivers for example must have a back-a-lorry-up degree.
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Do babies search using GooGool?
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The unwritten 11th commandment was “Thou shalt not bray like an animal.” But it was never officially goatified.
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Forget pension benefits – most American grannies want to be pinchin’ Ben Afflecks!
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Greece is known for its Aegean population.
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Wheat farmers always play the lottery. They want to win now.