Pun of the Day

11/27/2019 No comments

Is Salman Rushdie against sheep?

Perhaps. Some say he is lambophobic.

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11/21/2019 No comments

Anyone cowardly enough to fire a nanny needs to grow au pair.

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Pun of the Day

11/20/2019 No comments

The Italians in Ireland speak fluent Garlic.

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Pun of the Day

11/17/2019 No comments

I love me some drunken Germans. Buzzed Franzs forever!

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Pun of the Day

11/13/2019 No comments

If you live in Turkey, and you’re not European, then what are you?

Eurasian.

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Pun of the Day

11/12/2019 No comments

Putting down a mangy dog requires a lot a cur rage.

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Pun of the Day

11/10/2019 No comments

When I’m in Santiago, I drive everywhere. I love my Chile con car.

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Pun of the Day

11/09/2019 No comments

Science has shown that a hungry man can make a sandwich disappear through a physical process of phase transition, aka sub elimination.

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Pun of the Day

11/08/2019 No comments

NED: Why do so many Italians become ministers?
ED: Because they love pastor!

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