I can’t stand bargain hunters. I avoid them like the Couponic Plague.
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You shouldn’t make puns about Chinese skyscrapers. That’s Wong on so many levels.
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What is sure to ruin a hot-dog flavoured prophylactic? Condom ants.
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NED: I met a woman with water-based breast implants!
ED: Really?
NED: It was nice to make her aqua-in-tits!
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Convicted murderers don’t cry. They lacriminal glands.
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The exercise book about situps was very abs tract.
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Don’t sit on a scarf – you’ll get your ascot.
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If all the world’s bivalves became extinct, it would be a clamity.
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Abraham Linkedin was incredibly well-connected.