The good Samaritan loved his neighbour a bit too freely. He contracted helpatitis.
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Go kart racing makes me dizzy. It gives me veer to go.
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Why is it difficult to comprehend skinhead footwear?
Because – they’re a pair o docs.
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We believe in rights for little people, and vigorously defend their freedom of reach.
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I collect cows and mushrooms. I have a lot of fungi bull assets.
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They dont build guns like they used too. Too many modern firearms show signs of shotty workmanship.
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Proctology guideliness are too doctor-anal. They could benefit from a bottoms-up approach.
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Take public transit? Hellz yeah, that’s how I bus to move.
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They say homosexuals can’t have children, but they are wrong: Conception requires two gay meats.
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Fashion designers may not be conservative but they are rather clothes minded.