I sneezed in my sleep. Now I’m afraid I have bed boogas.
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A used auto salesman, aka a cardealogist.
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When it comes to cheeses, demolition experts don’t like cheddar; they prefer de brie.
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I’m glad it’s not summer. Once, my computer almost exploded in the swell Turing heat.
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I always get sick when my cousin Enza comes to visit. Last week, in flew Enza, and wouldn’t you know.
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In the days leading up to Christmas, people in San Francisco did everything they could to avoid the mauls, as they were a real zoo. The only people who weren’t worried were lawyers with an escape claws.
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Staying at a rundown Motel 6 and picking up scabies is ass lice of Americana.
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Humanity was much butter off before Churnobyl.
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My dog was banned from the oil sands, because he bitumeny people.
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After centuries of procrastinating, mankind finally invented the lazer.