How would Alien Spider Trump rule? A: By eggsackutive order.
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The strict elementary school principal suspended any student who came down with laryngitis. He did not approve of hoarseplay.
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Sir Isaac Newton, upon watching a large crowd of peasants pointlessly measure the duration of a speech about wheel rods, announced with ridicule – “mass-timed axel oration equals farce!”
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How can you spot an illegal immigrant? By their deportment.
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The Pun Gents don’t mind if you criticize their jokes, but they won’t tolerate ad homonym attacks.
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Who was Genghis Khan’s favourite Disco artist? The Killage People.
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Careful how you slice up that wild game carcass: You don’t want to make a big moose steak!
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I dreamed I was a pachyderm. I guess it was just elephantasy, and maybe I was trunk, but many a long ear passed by, and I still have the tusky odors from when I got herd pees.
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Hear about the baseball pitcher who refused to endorse Wal-Mart, because it was a big balk store?
It’s true; it also didn’t help that they refuse to let their workers strike, and they have a large selection of woks. He said “I field strongly about this. Wal-Mart may seem like a short stop on a shopping trip, but in fact, it’s a retail umpire. It’s bat for the economy; they’re out to catcher the whole market!”