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Pun of the Day

10/29/2019 · 2 comments

In the Horse Parliament, the neighs have it.

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Pun of the Day

10/22/2019 · No comments

The 2000-pound psychopath displayed one-ton disregard for societal norms.

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Pun of the Day

10/18/2019 · No comments

Brothel owners shouldn’t be criminalized, just for making a ho-nest living.

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10/17/2019 · No comments

Chaste unmarried couples shouldn’t travel abroad together. That would be illicit foreign-cation.

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10/11/2019 · No comments

There was a recently released study on rectal occlusions. What does it pooer-port to say?

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(4 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

10/09/2019 · No comments

Which bird is most easily embarrassed? A: Hawks. They are just so… hawkward.

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Pun of the Day

10/08/2019 · No comments

The 1st First Lady with breast implants is Melania Trump, aka the FLOATUS.

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(2 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

09/28/2019 · No comments

They certainly enjoy their pig rodeos, in Buckingham Palace.

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Pun of the Day

09/27/2019 · 1 comment

What is the cur rent price to lease a dog?

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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

09/26/2019 · No comments

My calculus teacher is hot. She derives me wild.

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(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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