Political correctness is so out of hand that anyone merely carrying a watch can be branded a Nazi— you know, for wearing a Swatch-ticker.
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Pun of the Day
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The people of Helsinki have never been a fan of Schubert’s UnFinnish Symphony.
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I could never live in a society run by grizzlies. Way too much bearocracy.
Pun of the Day
Cell biologists are afraid of falling into debt. They’re might-owe-chondriacs.
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The rich but deranged warlord kept a harem of midget concubines who slept outside. Clearly this was a man of imp whore tents.
Pun of the Day
To make a call, quadruple amputees have to rely on their dictaphone.
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Is it true that Jesus was sentenced to be run over by a Chrysler PT?
Yes, He was Cruiserfied.
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The sad irony: as soon as I broke my neck, and lost feeling ‘down below’, the girls suddenly wanted my number!
Pun of the Day
I had a dream that it would rain on my camping trip. How pour tent-us!