The dominatrix was strict about punctuality. After an hour she would say, “Sorry, tie me up.”
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Which Middle Eastern country is most Jamaican? Ye men.
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Is there a Greece fire? I see bill owing smoke.
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Midget horror movies are rarely grew-some.
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How does Davy Crockett order pie in a restaurant?
“Remember the A la mode!“
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So many music stores are going out of business—because they are in the CD part of town.
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I’d rather be a tree and, you know, live larch.
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The odd mathematics of labour productivity: it would take 6 regular workers to do the work of 3 factorial workers.
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My hair is a train wreck today. I call it Frinzi Frohan.