I pulled my torso. It’s oblique situation. It’s not what I in tendoned.
Pun of the Day
Daily jokes, one-liners & quality groaners
Pun of the Day
I pulled my torso. It’s oblique situation. It’s not what I in tendoned.
Pun of the Day
Doctors without Boarders is a charity that helps landed professionals find paying tenants.
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Ophthalmology puns make me glassy eyed. I don’t like vitreous humor.
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Smore’s code: incomprehensible campfire tradition.
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I have no regrets about hurling Mr. Potatohead to his death. I yam what I yam.
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Letterman’s latest mono log was a singular piece of crap.
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None of my tweets go viral. It’s like that ’80s movie, The Never-Trending Story.
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Why does Greek epic poetry put you to sleep? Because it’s based on the snoral tradition.
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Are people from Kiev very tall?
Yes – u kraine your neck to see them!
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Whenever a moon landing goes horribly wrong, NASA must apollogize.