Being asked to predict the future is tough. You’re in a a bit of a know-when situation.
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You can see all the brown colours of the rainbow, with a colitisscope.
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Anyone who plays heavy metal at work is office rocker.
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Shining Happy People
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What do you say after a dinner guest spills her dessert? A: “Thanks again for dropping pie.”
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Look down their throat if you want to tell if someone is uvulating.
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Do occultists have to get their Bachelor of Seance degree?
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They opened a circumcision clinic next to an ice cream parlour. Aka Foreskin Robbin‘.
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Listening to U2 in church gives me a mass-ive Bono.