The monks preserved the History of Diarrhea in an Ill Loo Men Ated Manuscrapt.
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The monks preserved the History of Diarrhea in an Ill Loo Men Ated Manuscrapt.
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Have you been to Germany? The food is good in München and the beer is great in Slürpen!
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Who wore deerskin coats?
Daddy Wore bucks.
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Saskatchewan has huge methane reserves – it must be one of the flatus places on Earth.
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Death row inmates with laryngitis can’t speak up for themselves. Their women will want to save them, however, because they’re hung like a hoarse.
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How old is a flower? I can’t tell. Is it adult orchid?
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Eating beans before a tennis match? You will find yourself Agassi opponent.
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In a fit of madness, the carnivore ate a seaweed sandwich — it was a rye for kelp.
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At what time am I most hungry? Ate a clock.
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Being Scottish is an addiction. It’s quite haggis-forming.