For a pun about blind dates, the best part is the set up.
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I try not to argue with farm animals, but when I hear them braying at me, I’m just go easily goated.
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What do you call procedure for female-to-male transitioning? A: An append-dick-to-me.
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Why did the soldier scream as he carried burning rubble from the backpacker’s hotel?
Because he was taking hostel fire.
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Fish farming? Hoe my Cod, what a great idea!
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No room in the inn? Take it like a manger!
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I saw a lowlife cruising for loose women on the beach. I said “What kind of conch you buyin‘?” He said, “She’s my beach—a shore thing. I don’t care what pebble think, if they sea us together. I hope I end up all tide up.”
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Getting rid of the euro in Greece would have drachmatic consequences.
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Taking high voltage to your body is an acquired tased.