I can never remember if all of Louis XVI’s relatives were guillotined too. Let’s not split heirs.
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The Vikings were the first society with public axes television.
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People say smog is a city problem, but that’s not true. Like when I drive to the farm – all I see is hays.
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Are midgets mean?
Yes. They like to be little.
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Anyone who curses me for donning donkey skins has ass wearing problem.
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I quit the mafia to become a housekeeper. Now I’m a maid man.
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In the desert you always hear the same question: “Watch a dune?”
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My parrot speaks many languages. He is a pollymath.
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Do skinny people generate very much garbage?
No – they have small wastes!