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Pun of the Day

03/23/2026 · No comments

In the postmodern Catholic Church, every assumption will be deaconstructed.

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Pun of the Day

03/23/2026 · No comments

Jane Austen was a fan of online enumeration. Just look at her book, Census and Sensible-IT.

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Pun of the Day

03/23/2026 · No comments

President Ford wanted to go to China, but was accused of political Gerry Mandarin.

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Pun of the Day

03/22/2026 · 1 comment

Our Asian friend Mr. Nguyen is unimpressed by our Jesus puns. I guess we’re bore Nguyen Christians.

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Pun of the Day

03/22/2026 · No comments

Bottom feeters need an ass-kicking.

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Pun of the Day

03/22/2026 · No comments

Ducks can be interesting. They have such aquacktic personalities.

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03/21/2026 · No comments

As a cannibal, you may criticize my habit of eating rowdy teenagers. Yet, I am a punkchewal man.

 

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Pun of the Day

03/21/2026 · No comments

Which animal is hardest to milk?

The drama dairy.

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Pun of the Day

03/21/2026 · No comments

Bad fishing bird: Pelican’t.

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Pun of the Day

03/20/2026 · No comments

The age of religious factionalism is not over. In the news these days, Snoop Dogg is responsible for the Great Shizzum.

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(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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