Accountants have a accrued sense of humour.
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Call me apocalyptic, but department stores in Port-au-Prince are destined for an aisle Haitian.
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My friend was fired after he stabbed his boss in the forehead with a fork. He sued for prongful dismissal.
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A billboard in Bangkok claimed that unless I lost weight, all music would end. I wondered, “Is this true thin avert Thai sing?”
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The 1970s were a period of great Disco very.
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What does Admiral Ackbar say at the circus?
“It’s a trapeze!”
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I don’t care if a major leaguer has unsightly skin blemishes. As long as he can throw a baseball, a pitcher’s worth a thousand warts.
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My Scottish friend complained that his sheep orgy was broken up by the cops. I consoled him saying “I feel four ewes.”
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Cows eat grass. They’re lawn mooers.
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You can trust a skeleton. They are bonified.