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Pun of the Day

03/30/2026 · No comments

Want good luck? Then warmly greet a dwarf. It can have a ‘hey low’ effect.

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Pun of the Day

03/29/2026 · No comments

I’d love to be abandoned on a dessert island.

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Pun of the Day

03/29/2026 · No comments

Geometer punks love graph-iti.

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Pun of the Day

03/29/2026 · No comments

Kremlins are a threat to demogwaicy

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Pun of the Day

03/28/2026 · No comments

You can own a sheep, or fleece it.

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Pun of the Day

03/28/2026 · No comments

Militarization. Now that’s all arming.

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Pun of the Day

03/28/2026 · No comments

Fish porn? Deep Trout.

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(6 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

03/27/2026 · 1 comment

When I was in Japan, I bummed some wine, in Nagasaki.

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(4 votes, average: 2.25 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

03/27/2026 · No comments

What’s worse than colour blindness?

Being chromatose.

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Pun of the Day

03/27/2026

Accountants have a accrued sense of humour.

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