Do occultists have to get their Bachelor of Seance degree?
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They opened a circumcision clinic next to an ice cream parlour. Aka Foreskin Robbin‘.
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Listening to U2 in church gives me a mass-ive Bono.
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The cutest housing accessory? It’s absolutely a door bell.
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By providing infrastructure to future generations, sidewalk installers are all about paving it floorward.
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I angered my butcher. It only made things worse when I told him “don’t halve a cow.”
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My grandfather once shoplifted a popular video game. Years later, they tracked me down and said “You shall pay for The Sims of your forefathers.“
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Which food cures constipation? A: Mangos.
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Climbing Mt. Everrest will make you lazy.
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The largest rear end I ever saw was an ass tonne ishing sight.