Safety advice from Dante? When entering the Inferno, wear a helmet.
Pun of the Day
Daily jokes, one-liners & quality groaners
Pun of the Day
Safety advice from Dante? When entering the Inferno, wear a helmet.
Pun of the Day
Did you hear about the plague of cartoon skunks?
It’s a Pepidemic!
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The detective fingered the cattle rustler, figuring he had probable cows.
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A man who won’t give you the clothes off his back is very selfish shirt.
Pun of the Day
Video game about furniture thieves? Grand Theft Ottoman.
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Do our puns make you vomit? Then visit a refluxologist!
Pun of the Day
At the Last Supper, Judas ruined Jesus’ omelette. That day became known as Gooed Fried Egg.
Pun of the Day
Cannibal jokes are face eatious.
Pun of the Day
If I show anyone my cuckoo clock, I’ll be a laughing’s tock.