If I show anyone my cuckoo clock, I’ll be a laughing’s tock.
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Half bull, half dwarf? Run, it’s the minutaur!
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What tragedy occurred when the discoverer of radium served her pet a caffeinated beverage meant for equines?
Curie horse-tea killed the cat.
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Atheists find paying homage to God owe deus.
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NED: It’s raining spiders!
ED: Oh no.
NED: It’s a tarantula downpour!
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I met a homeless prostitute during WWI. She was known as The Grate Whore.
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Do cool people work hard?
Yes—they put in a yo man! effort.
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Did Brigitte Bardot credit Shakespeare for her success?
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I only feed on eyeballs. I’m a chew see eater.
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I wasn’t prepared for life as a teacher. In fact, I was chalked at the appling conditions.