My cat is stupid. I’m taking him to be de-clod.
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How do Jewish tourists relax in Moscow? With a Russia sauna.
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“Hithee hither!”: proof that Michael Jackson’s “Beat it”, when translated into Olde English, is a recipe for indiscriminate violence against both sexes.
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Most Italians live outside the capital. Romelessness is a huge problem.
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The goodlooking monk was chaste by women.
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Where will Trump get his border fence? A: Walmart.
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I love dropping camera crews off a cliff. There’s nothing quite like fall foleyage.
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I would never date a Japanese dentist enamel yen years.
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I eat reams of soup. I should be nominated to the Soup Ream Court!
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Getting an injection can be syringe dippitous.