Don’t take the Lord’s name in vain. That would be bibelous.
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Michael Jackson always wanted to fly like a bird. He even wrote that song, Be a Tit.
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Farmers should plough the field before watering crops: aka rows before hose.
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What do millennials say on Hallowe’en?
“Trigger treat!“
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Is it true Michael J Fox did a documentary in the 1980s about starvation in Southeast Asia?
Yes, Faminy Thais.
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It’s easier to fake a drug test than urea lies.
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NED: I have a knocker on my house door.
ED: Really. You have a knocker.
NED: Does that impress you?
ED: Yes. You deserve the No Bell prize.
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Never trust an android. They can always be bot.
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Are you blue? Grab some Lactantia. You’ll feel butter.
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Hideous mutants rarely eat together. There is no such thing as a freak lunch.